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Top five songs about dating
*WARNING* this list is nearly exclusively show tunes and Broadway bangers. IT IS NOT MY FAULT. I AM AN OLD LADY, REALLY. I just occupy the body of a 22 year old. It is just my lot in life. *WARNING*...
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My new favourite dating show
My new favourite dating show is a crash course in car crash television. It is Channel 5’s latest offering; Make Or Break. This show is so bad, that is actually amazing. It was clearly devised so...
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Would you date someone who cheated 30 times?
This piece will be a continuation of my Make or Break series. In this edition, we will explore dating someone who has stuck his pecker in, at the very least, 30 women that are not you, while you were...
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Do Geordie couples argue more?
Do couples, who happen to be neighbours with the Angel of the North, spend more time yelling at each other than any other region? The evidence based from this report is carefully edited reality...
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Don’t take dating advise from Stephen
Men of the world, please do not be a Stephen. Who is Stephen you ask? Stephen is a person who appeared on my new favourite dating show; Make or Break. But that doesn’t really answer my original...
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle engaged!
Prince Harry is engaged, if you didn’t know. The only way you couldn’t know is that if you were living under a rock in the desert, after you died, a horrible tragic death. Prince Harry and...
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How to tell if you are dating a scrub
Does the guy you are dating “THINK HE IS FLY? Does the guy are you dating, “ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE WANTS, AND THEN SITS ON HIS BROKE ASS?” If this is true, this is the beginning signs...
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Daphne’s Top Dating Tips
Dating Dos Do show up Do be on time Do Be polite Do be a human being Do offer to pay Do speak about how much you love beer Do remember your dogs aren’t going to be dating each other Do remember...
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Meghan is dating Harry so get over it!
For the love of god, can we stop, as a human race, a species if you will. Stop hurling ignorant, racist crap at Meghan Markle? Meghan Markle is top. The only thing that would suggest a bit of a head...
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William or Harry – who’d you rather go dating with?
Now, forget that these two men are completely off the market (but let’s be real, their father had the worst kept secret affair of the latter half of the twentieth century), but would you rather have a...
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